Thursday, December 24, 2009

Was It Dolly In The Pasture With A Jersey Giant Club?

Okay folks, again we are in need of your opinion/speculation. Yesterday Nick went out to the side pasture where we keep the farm critters and found:

Exhibit A:


Exhibit B: Close Up


Where on Earth did these feathers come from? All our girls are perfectly unruffled and none have feathers this size and color. There is no blood. There are no wild birds of this color and size. There are more feathers at various spots around the yard. It is so crazy!

I am convinced Dolly was witness to a horrible crime as she was extra skittish this morning. Nick disagrees, but also does not have an explanation. What could have happened???? Here are some possible scenarios and you can vote via comments (like American Idol):

1) Luke finally got the "Big One".
2) Loretta aka Fatty goat finally got her revenge for every morsel of food those stupid chickens have stolen from her.
3) There was some sort of ritual bird sacrifice performed by the chickens Tuesday night at midnight.
4) Nick was sleep walking with his feather pillow.
5) Practical joke from the neighbors kid.
6) Boa remnants from the local gay bar brawl.

Feel free to write in.

1 comment:

  1. Well, I don't think you have a gay bar in Brightwood. SO that one is out. Looks like Luke or some other animal (insert local wildlife selection here) got something nad decided to eat his dinner in your pasture? Do the neighbors have chickens? Maybe ask around and see if any locals are missing pets?

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